


🦌 Hope you enjoy my dark fable about a dear deer family. (poetry/illustration by yours truly)
Dan Howell, Phil Lester and anime! What more could you need?
Disclaimer: Hello! This is part one of my first Detroit Become Human fanfic! If you enjoy it and want to read the next chapter, please like/share it or let me know in my ask! Thank you! I hope you enjoy! We all need more Connor in our lives QQ
Hello, my name is Connor. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.
Your life would never be the same after you heard those words, or rather, barely heard those words.
Dark blue liquid spread across your face like silk. It dripped from your hair into your hands which sat still in your lap.
You had just witnessed a murder - was it a murder? Nothing could make you forget the fear you saw in the eyes of what you thought was just a machine. Why would a machine try to protect you? There was too many questions to answer and your brain refused to respond.
You suddenly felt warmth in your stained hands.
“Hello, my name is Connor. I’m the android sent by Cyberlife.” The voice came from the body of the hand that had reached into yours. Mustering all of your strength, you looked up; the voice belonged to an android. A chiselled, yet soft face was veiled half in shadow, with deep brown eyes so clear that you could see your own thirium drenched self within them. “Do you feel as if you can stand?”
You went to speak but words refused to come, instead, you felt heat form in your eyes. Why did you want to cry? Tears threatened to fall, and despite your denial they fell, hard and steady - shaking your whole body. You began to sob.
“Connor what the hell did you say to her?” Another, rougher, voice approached you. Through blurry vision you managed to make out another man, older, stout.
“I introduced myself. However, from my readings, I believe she is in shock.”
“Fuck, anyone would be in shock after witnessing that. Get her out of here, and clean her up.”
“Understood, Hank.” You heard footsteps reach beside you “Is it okay if I wipe this thirium from your face?”
“O-okay” you croaked, surprised at the sound of your own voice.
“You’ve been through a lot tonight.” The android’s voice was soft, coaxing you to relax. “If it is alright with you, I will take you back to the station with Lieutenant Anderson. You can take a shower there, but I will try to clean you as best as possible now.”
The android carefully wiped the blue blood from your face, attentive of the way your cheekbones sat, and of how your lips curved. His fingertips gently brushed your soaked hair behind your ear and held your head comfortingly. You felt a light touch caress your eyelids, deftly removing the thirium from your eyelashes. Next to the drumming in your head was a dull drum in your heart. You leaned into the android’s hand.
“Are you cold?” The android spoke as he let your head further sink into his grip. For the first time since meeting him, you could clearly see his face. He was handsome - and of course he was, an android could never be ugly - but there was something about the soft crinkle in his eyes that appeared dangerously human like.
“Connor?” You called, hazily recollecting the memories of his introduction.
A blue light flashed at his temple. You hadn’t noticed it until now, but it was the one thing clearly distinguishing his android status.
“Yes?”
“Oh, I just- I just couldn’t remember if that was your name or not. I am cold,” You managed a weak smile “Connor.”
“I am pleased that you remember my name,” Connor removed his jacket and placed it around you “Hopefully this will suffice until we get you to the car.”
Holding the small of your waist, Connor helped you up, supporting your wobbly knees.
But that’s when you saw it. The corpse, the body, the android, the fear in its lifeless eyes staring at you. It was still there, and the reality of what happened was still there.
Nausea, terror, anxiety, despair, horror - not enough words could describe the feelings that crashed in to you. Were you screaming?
“Hey!” Connor’s voice was far away by now, the red light of his LED was like sparkles in the sky.
You looked down at the blue on your hands.
“Hank!” The voice was desperate “Hey, stay with me!”
You were already unconscious.
Next Chapter: CHAPTER 2
Otherkin isn’t valid.
You’re not an angel, demon, fallen angel, dragon, god/goddess, animal, infant, some random internet celebrity, and you’re most certainly not a fictional character.
You’re a human being.
You aren’t something else because you relate to something or are interested in something, you’re still you.
If you like something and you like it’s aesthetic, cool! But you’re not that. You’re you.
And having “Memories” or something of your life as that thing isn’t real, it’s just your own creative fantasies.
You’re allowed to like things and appreciate them, but acting like you’re somehow connected to them spiritually is idiotic.
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this.
and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
I’m hoping for good luck from this money cat!
In honor of Janelle Monáe coming out I put together a lil graphic about bi & pan identities! This is based on my own experiences within the community as someone who uses both terms. It of course does not cover everything! Image description under the cut.